I woke up and got dressed for work…when i walked outside i had to get Santa off the polar bear..getting a wee bit freaky there Santa ow oW
(Source: alcohoe)
Badassness of the Day
Man breaks into house. Patron see’s this and proceeds to call the police. Police set up a perimeter. Criminal flees current house and runs into a house with a family inside. Family runs out screaming that someone broke in through the back door. 3 officers go around back. Officer 1: waiting to open the door. Officer 2: low with a tazer. Officer 3: stands guard with pistol. the signal is given. Officer 1 opens the door, criminal tries pulling it shut. Officer 2 shoots tazer hitting the lock. Door smashes Officer 2’s hand. Officer 1 and 2 pull door open again. The criminal wants to fight. (HAHA) Officer 2 proceeds to take down the criminal while showing him that you do NOT try to fight or inflict ANY pain on ANY law enforcement officer.Officer 2 then throws the criminal to the ground and and cuffs him. Outcome: Criminal is taken to Jackson Memorial to be cleaned up before heading downtown. Officer 2 receives stitches in his hand due to the door smashed on his hand and the meeting between his hand and the criminals face…..Officer 2 is a hero in my book. Just wish criminals realized you don’t fu*k with my Daddy!<3
“Humans like choices, but don’t like to make them.”
Richard Titus, a good buddy of mine, with a brilliant observation. (via moth)
today
so today was pretty shitty and im pretty sure why…ive just been thinking about a lot of stuff thats gone on over the past couple of years and i dont like it. alex and i broke up about a month ago and its so very hard for me to deal with. guys have hit on my and flirted with me but it just feels wrong…i want alex back…this sux
one of my weird faces :}
